Up shits creek without a paddle

Boy oh Boy, do I love me some redheads!! I got a good one today everybody, this young ginger walked into the store today with a spring break sob story. Her man got way too drunk, got their ride towed and talked back to a cop, dude is winner,huh? Obviously got arrested, the police around the parts ain’t nothing to play with. P.S. Shout out to all law enforcement everywhere! Back to the story, she decides to take her Kayak from off her van to pawn before her loser boyfriend gets arrested and thats where I walk into the picture to save the day, with my cock. She wanted way too much for her used vessel, so we worked out a deal. I fucked the shit out of her for the difference. I love making deals with desperate ladies!