Tessa Thomas Wins the PornDudeCasting Games

While your old pal The Porn Dude might be blowing loads left and right as he reviews the world’s best adult websites, the Annual PornDudeCasting Games only come once a year. Tessa Thomas represented France in the inaugural events, absolutely crushing the competition at putt-putt golf and miniature soccer. Speaking as the silver medalist, I did appreciate Tessa’s victory dance, but I really thought I had a chance at topless water running. Would you believe me if I said her streamlined team uniform gave her the edge?

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