Masked Robber Fucked By Fake Copper

I’ve heard some shit stories in my time but this one takes the fucking biscuit. I was out and about on the the street when I was sure I could hear someone in this old workshop. Feeling brave, I thought I would go and investigate further. As I walked into the workshop, I notice somebody trying to hide behind a storage barrel. I told them to come out. They said that they was just looking for something. But why were they wearing a black balaclava then? Weird! I told him/her to take the balaclava off and to my surprise…