Copper Fucks Bus Driver in the Arse

What’s an empty bus doing parked out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing near but empty trailers and kebab vans? The driver Brittany Bardot insisted everything was on the up and up, but wen I asked to see her ID, she turned on the charm and showed me her desk. Just as I suspected, the whole thing was kitted out as a residence, with a kitchen and sink and all! I’d already heard all the gossip about town, so there’s no way Brittany would convince me this wasn’t the rolling brothel all the men in town gushed about…